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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 03:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can omega-6 fatty acids in nuts, vegetable oils lower heart disease and diabetes risk? - Medical News Today

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Then came..

Why Fans Think Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Might Already Be Married - instyle.com

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

You can try Windows 11's newest Start menu now - here's how - ZDNET

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

What was the most challenging shift you experienced as an ER physician? Can you describe the details and reasons behind it?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Just Forget it!

How can I use AI to create custom music to accompany my vocal song or poetry?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Someone said that Japanese girls fly to Los Angeles all the time to have fun with black men. Is that true?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is AI's effect on digital marketing?

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Qualifying results: Shore Lunch 250 presented by Dutch Boy at Elko Speedway - arcaracing.com

Loons and Moons

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Rory McIlroy explains frequently skipping media availability: ‘I feel I have earned the right to do whatever I want’ - Awful Announcing

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Breaking down the CLARITY Act: What it means for crypto’s future - AMBCrypto

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Did you know that by the end of the Biden/Harris regime, the United States' population will have increased by 7.46% in just 4 years? And historically, this type of mass immigration leads to a housing crisis and unaffordable housing for all?