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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 03:46

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Then came..
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No, not a chance
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Just Forget it!
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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Loons and Moons
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids